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Luckee1776's avatar

Finally some real science on your show. I'm pillowcasing my kids now. Thanks!

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Misha A.'s avatar

This Dr Fauci is really growing on me. No wait that's just a mole with a weird hair coming out.

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DO-116 Sandman's avatar

But what about the Droplets

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Kentucky Squirrel ☦️'s avatar

We could start eating those "toxic" (see, air quotes!) silicon packets that come with a lot of items. They would dry out the dreaded droplets right quick! But, poor Dr. Fauci doesn't know about those silicon packets, since he doesn't shop for himself. 😥

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JR Handley's avatar

Thanks for the laugh

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idprism's avatar

horrible. 😂

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LS-357 Kodiak's avatar

Lmaoooo

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idprism's avatar

You know, I thought it was funny before, but today I heard the faux on the radio, and now this bit is even better.

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JBRChiRho's avatar

A canoli will be known as sweet Italian Burritos in my house now

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Kentucky Squirrel ☦️'s avatar

Those stupid sharks, spreading Covid like that! Such jerks! #cancelJaws

On bagging, it wouldn't surprise me if they wanted us to start carrying body bags around with us, just in case. It would save them a step later, and they wouldn't have to spend our . . . er, I mean . . . THEIR money on coffins for us.

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C "Hollywood" Rivers's avatar

Are recycled plastic bags okay?

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Single White Medusa's avatar

I think Fauci would definitely approve 😁

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Bill G.'s avatar

It makes sense that shark attacks are super spreader events. The ocean is just one big droplet, right?

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Single White Medusa's avatar

Ha! Good point!

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