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Finally some real science on your show. I'm pillowcasing my kids now. Thanks!

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This Dr Fauci is really growing on me. No wait that's just a mole with a weird hair coming out.

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But what about the Droplets

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We could start eating those "toxic" (see, air quotes!) silicon packets that come with a lot of items. They would dry out the dreaded droplets right quick! But, poor Dr. Fauci doesn't know about those silicon packets, since he doesn't shop for himself. 😥

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Thanks for the laugh

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horrible. 😂

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Lmaoooo

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You know, I thought it was funny before, but today I heard the faux on the radio, and now this bit is even better.

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A canoli will be known as sweet Italian Burritos in my house now

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Those stupid sharks, spreading Covid like that! Such jerks! #cancelJaws

On bagging, it wouldn't surprise me if they wanted us to start carrying body bags around with us, just in case. It would save them a step later, and they wouldn't have to spend our . . . er, I mean . . . THEIR money on coffins for us.

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Are recycled plastic bags okay?

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I think Fauci would definitely approve 😁

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It makes sense that shark attacks are super spreader events. The ocean is just one big droplet, right?

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Ha! Good point!

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